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revedas:

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT JOKE

Posted on October/21/2014 with 125,724 notes
Source: vampire-groupie


  • Me: *playing Tomb Raider*
  • Grandmother who is visiting for the weekend: Mind if I sit with you?
  • Me: *squirming slightly because there is gore and swearing in this game and my grandmother is a sweet old lady: Um, if you want to.
  • Grandmother: *sits* Thank you, dear.
  • Me: *continuing to play for about five minutes*
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother:
  • Grandmother: LOOK OUT THERE ARE THREE COMING DOWN THE HILL
  • Grandmother: THAT WAS POINT BLANK HOW ARE THEY ALIVE
  • Grandmother: OOOHH YOU MADE THAT EXPLODE
  • Grandmother: STOP KILLING MY GRANDDAUGHTER
  • Grandmother: KILL THEM KILL THEM ALL
  • Grandmother: OHHHHH YOU SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD OHHHHHHHHH
  • Grandmother: RUN RUN RUN YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE RUN
  • Grandmother: OKAY NOW KILL THEM ALL
  • Me: *slowly turns to look at her* Grandma
  • Grandmother: *sweet smile* Hmm?
  • Me: Grandma oh my god
  • Grandmother: *more smiling* Well, hurry up and kill everyone else, I want to see you save this Sam person.
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Grandmother: Kill them.
Posted on October/21/2014 with 14,094 notes
Source: frozen-in-childhood


taylorswift:

alltoowhale:

alltoowhale:

alltoowhale:

This video happened last night when I was drunk OMG.

watch it I promise you’ll laugh because wow
taylorswift
taylorswift
this is what I do at social gatherings

Oh my God Hailey WHAT. WHAT.
I cannot stop laughing.

"I’m having fun. I’m cool."
One second later..
"I can’t feel my lips. Bdbdbdbdbdbd"
Sticks tongue out repeatedly.
"I’M 21"
Shows ID
"Thanks for being fanttttaaabulousssss"

Enters history books as cutest drunk of all time.

Posted on October/21/2014 with 5,129 notes
Source: alltoowhale



wicked-bitch-of-thewest:

cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK


cthulhucallsyou

wicked-bitch-of-thewest:

cptainsteverogers:

naughty—america:

gracefully-found:

crydaisy:

Oh cool a sKY DEMON AWAKENS

This is one of the coolest pictures I have ever seen.

WHAT THE FUCK

cthulhucallsyou

Posted on October/21/2014 with 185,503 notes
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Posted on October/21/2014 with 160,498 notes
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Posted on October/21/2014 with 116,138 notes
Source: pastar0ni



legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

legalwifi:

oh mY GOD ARE U SERIOUS

Posted on October/21/2014 with 391,087 notes
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wakesstrange:

Welcome to New York,

It’s been waitin’ for you,

Welcome to New York,

Welcome to New York,

*gasps*

ITS THE NEW SOUNDTRACK I COULD DANCE TO THIS BEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. BEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Posted on October/21/2014 with 2 notes
Source: wakesstrange


youcouldbemy-sanity:

Relationship goals.

Posted on October/21/2014 with 114,198 notes
Source: sexyyuglyy


stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Posted on October/21/2014 with 217,569 notes
Source: chibileek123



nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

nonjutsu:

the94thchamber:

And you wonder why he gets pissed

this is frightening

Posted on October/21/2014 with 126,873 notes
Source: kanyeuniversecity